No but what if a soulmate tattoos AU is also a coffee shop AU?
and barista!R is incredibly embarrassed to have “I’ll have a venti peppermint mocha with no whipped cream and an extra espresso shot, please” in a pretty cursive font down his left forearm, and E just has “That so pretentious— I mean, coming right up, man” in tiny typewriter font letters on the inside of his right wrist
GUYS GUYS GUYS
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST
SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE
WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT
do you ever just think about how if hagrid had given baby harry to sirius, he would never have gone to azkaban? because he wouldn’t have been out looking for revenge that day. he would have been home, comforting his godson, this little baby boy who is his responsibility now. and remus probably would have been with them, as they realize that it was peter who betrayed them. but remus and sirius would have restrained themselves, because they had little baby harry to take care of.
but they didn’t get to take care of harry, and because of that, sirius went to azkaban, and remus lost all three of his best friends within the span of just a few days, instead of just two.
the story would have gone so differently, if only hagrid had given baby harry to sirius.