Apr 11 2014 6:28

okay so i’m going to be gone til next sunday (4/20)

going on a school trip to somewhere overseas

sorry there’s no queue set up

Apr 11 2014 6:26 61,897 notes

alyreandalute:

a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead

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Apr 11 2014 6:26 9,388 notes

“Ma’am,” Augustus said, nodding toward her, “your daughter’s car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we’ll be forced to call the police.”

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Apr 11 2014 6:26 28,112 notes

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Apr 11 2014 6:25 898 notes

bridget-malfoy:

Can we just take a second to appreciate this man?

Apr 11 2014 5:58 146 notes

wear-n-taire:

I think Bahorel and Combeferre’s relationship is just Combeferre warning Bahorel not to do reckless/dangerous things and Bahorel always replying with “you’re not my REAL dad!” before doing it anyway

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Apr 11 2014 5:58 664 notes

always-sstarting-over:

misplacedeuropean:

I love how she chooses a Goat instead of Madam Morrible or someone.
Oh, Idina.  You are “singular” as Kristin says.
Seriously, all of her answers are unique, I love it.

thank you for capitalizing Goat

always-sstarting-over:

misplacedeuropean:

I love how she chooses a Goat instead of Madam Morrible or someone.

Oh, Idina.  You are “singular” as Kristin says.

Seriously, all of her answers are unique, I love it.

thank you for capitalizing Goat

(Source: shesaidasoul)

Apr 10 2014 21:17 23,930 notes

“And, uh, Peter uses Google rather than Bing in this one, like an actual human being.”
Indiewire, confirming what is no doubt the most important plot point of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (via miss617)

Apr 10 2014 19:52 10,442 notes

escapetheextraordinary:

Take me for what I am 
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me

Apr 10 2014 18:47 25,029 notes

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Apr 10 2014 18:45 314,847 notes

thefairmaidensays:

IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE MAKING AN INTENSE SALAD OH GOD OH GOD IM CRYING

thefairmaidensays:

IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE MAKING AN INTENSE SALAD OH GOD OH GOD IM CRYING

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Apr 10 2014 18:28 155 notes

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